"Now to demonstrate your devotion to the Spice Girls, I understand that you have a gift, and I wanted to challenge you on this gift tonight… you are able to do what?" "Their autographs." [x]
she is the coolest.
im not smokin pot im smokin hot
think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself
advantages of being a boy:
- your boobs don’t get in the way
- no period
- your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
- no childbirth
- penises are fun
- shirts always fit over your chest
- you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
- you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
- can use your bra as an extra pocket
- which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake
I had a conversation about this shit last night. goddamn
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
BUT RLY GUYS HOW LONG HAS THE FANDOM BEEN WAITING TO SEE DANCING LANNISTERS TO BE SET TO THIS SONG???
TY NIKOLAJ AND PETER
I actually laughed out loud.